Sam Ernesto meets Eddie and wife!

Byline is the satirical take on media through the eyes of Sam Ernesto and his crew of international misfit correspondents. In this piece he interviews the President of Malta:

Anyway, but that time I’d had enough of the Gulf States and the Swiss so I hoped on another plane to try to meet up with German Herm in France, but I got a call, on my business line from Malta. Apparently, the President’s wife came down with a toothache, and they had heard of the work I’d done for Pope John Paul II a few years back while they were in Vatican City (perhaps tipped off by Roy Viceroy?). I arrive, turns out no big deal, she took the nitrous oxide well, and I was able to essentially do a little crown work for her, and you know she’s very brave and a very nice woman, funny, and asked me about the camel racing, and man on the nitrous she thought Qatar sounded like a pretty funny place. Anyway I was able to see the President, who insists on being called Eddie. Excerpts follow...