Who will teach Joschka Fischer?

What happens when "two hot-blooded women, one American and one French, both living in a socialist paradise called France, meet in the middle of a transatlantic diplomatic crisis?" They produce this blog from which this piece is taken:

German Foreign Minister Joschka Fischer was caught red-handed, ignorant of the
name of Malta's capital, it was reported on Saturday in the popular Daily Bild. Questioned by children as part of a quiz for famous people, the Germany head of diplomacy first said that the capital of Malta was called Malta. [When the children] gave him a second chance, he had to admit he did not know the capital of this country, that joined the European Union in May, was called Valletta.
Only consolation for the deputy chancellor, it wasn't difficult for the young journalists to expose geographical blanks of other important German politicians.

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